(Sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Warning: composed at 5 AM while on many medicines.
Warning: composed at 5 AM while on many medicines.
Not responsible for possible gagging and other negative
effects brought on by reading this!)
Pneu (new), pneu, pneu-monia,
in my lungs you stink!
Cough, cough, cough, cough,
time to get a drink.
Cough, hack, hack, and cough,
why am I awake?
Especially since my cough medicine
with codeine I did take.
(I warned you!)